Things I learn at band practice (NSFW)

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Conversations at my band practices somehow end up being the equivalent of Planet Earth playing the devil's chord. Nature can be pretty f'ing metal. Like, have you ever heard of a rat king? Google image search it. Actually, don't do that. Here's a nice story about it instead:

Ants are cool, but they can get into quite the death-metal predicament: the death spiral!

Sometimes snakes eat themselves. Don't ever watch this.


If you want to feel better about yourself after going to the bar four nights a week and maybe doing some cocaine here and there, well, there are worse things:

If you want to feel better about yourself because you willingly gave away your life savings to a complete stranger? Blame it on this airborne mind control drug that's made from a beautiful flower in Columbia:

South Park has a human centipede episode, you guys. I didn't watch it and I never will. But you can.

And finally, dolphins are super cute. Oh, and they're gang rapists.

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