E-mail your hour-by-hour, band-by-band itinerary (a maximum of 200 words per day, please), along with your full name, to email@example.com by the end of Wednesday, July 10. Bonus points for being clever, of course—and feel free to suggest stuff to do at Pitchfork besides watch bands.
Not only will the three people who submit our favorite itineraries each receive a three-day pass, we'll also print one day of each winner's itinerary in our July 18 Pitchfork issue. We'll publish all three days from all three winners online, and we'll tweet some of the best one-liners in praise or defense of a given band throughout the coming weeks. (Just a heads-up: If you win, we'll be asking you for a photo we can run with your itinerary.)
If you want to go to the festival for free and for all three days, this is a pretty good (and fun) way to do it. We look forward to reading all the ways you plan on seeing or avoiding R. Kelly, keeping yourself fed and hydrated, and navigating the other assorted obstacles you might encounter at one of the summer's biggest music festivals.