Reader's Agenda Tue 12/24: 12 Days of Porn and Chicken, Rockin Christmas Eve, and a holiday sale

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12 Days of Porn and Chicken
  • Matthew Reeves
  • 12 Days of Porn and Chicken
Looking for something to do today? Agenda's got you covered.

According to the popular song, the 12 days of Christmas are about birds and milkmaids and leaping lords. We have a feeling the 12 Days of Porn and Chicken will be somewhat more depraved. The popular dance party is hosting a dozen days of "booze, booty, and blissful debauchery" from here to Milwaukee and back. Tonight it brings a Christmas Eve party to Double Door as part of the ongoing Trap House series.

If observing Christmas Eve with carols and Dickens and Jimmy Stewart isn't quite your thing, how about a Rockin Christmas Eve Party at Delilah's with DJ Ivana Riot, two-buck beer and bourbon, and a screening of the entire Johnny Cash Christmas Special 1979, featuring the Man in Black, June Carter Cash, and sketch comedy by Andy Kaufman?

Do you still have gifts to buy? Luckily for all you procrastinators, Roy Boyd Gallery is clearing its storeroom of paintings, woodwork, sculptures, and photographs at its holiday sale.

For more on these events and others, check out the Reader's daily Agenda page.

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