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Can an aging Casanova settle down?

When a 31-year age difference isn't the only problem. Plus: ISO gerontophiles, 'curious guy' freak-outs

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QMy partner is 31 years older than I am. I know the math: he'll be 60 when I'm 29. But that isn't the problem. The issue is he's been a lifelong bachelor and never been monogamous. He's fucked hundreds of women and is close friends with a lot of his former fuck buddies. Because of our four-year friendship before we hooked up, I know a lot about his sex life. The problem isn't jealousy—and it isn't knowing he's fucked every woman he's friends with or that he fucked someone else after declaring his love for me. It's that I know too much. We both feel vulnerable at times—him because I'm still in contact with one ex, and me because I feel like I'm fighting his past preference for no-strings-attached relationships. He tells me this relationship is different and he loves me in a way he hasn't loved anyone before. But I still feel like because of how many people he's been with, and how many of these amazing, beautiful, young fuck buddies are still in his life, I'll never attain any sort of primacy. —Notable Age Gap Gets in Newbie's Grill

AAt some point in the future, your partner is going to be 60 and you're going to be 29, NAGGING, which means you're somewhere in your 20s and he's somewhere in his 50s, right? (Math is hard!) And since you two were friends for four years before he realized you were the only woman he wanted to stick his dick in for the rest of his life—pay no attention to the woman he dicked during the brief interlude between telling you he loved you and the aforementioned realization—that means, um . . .

Math is hard, like Barbie says, especially when you don't have all the relevant data. Answering your question without knowing your actual ages is difficult, because it makes a difference whether you're 21 and he's 52 (which means this man befriended you when you were a high school student) or you're 28 and he's 59 (and you met this man after you got out of college). Likewise, it would help to know how long you two have been together. Three months? Three years?

Essentially, you're asking me to game out the odds for both long-term success and monogamous success (and yes, those are two different things), and that's hard to do without knowing your ages and how long you've been together. Because I would definitely give your relationship slimmer odds of long-term success if your partner were the kind of middle-aged man who befriends and eventually beds high school students. Conversely, I would give your relationship fatter odds of long-term success if you were three years into it and your partner had been successfully monogamous all that time.

That said, NAGGING, cheating and breakups regularly happen in the absence of significant age gaps and friendship networks composed exclusively of ex–fuck buddies. (Since people tend to partner with—and cheat on and be cheated on by—people in their same age demographic, cheating and breakups almost always happen in the absence of significant age gaps. But that is correlation, not causation—and sophistry too!) There are no guarantees. Your partner may revert to nonmonogamous form at some point and either cheat (boo!) or ask for permission to open up your relationship (yay?). In ten-plus years you could find yourself in a caretaker role asking him for permission to open up your relationship. Or you guys could stay together and stay faithful until death comes for one of you—most likely your partner, leaving you plenty of time to hook up with your ex, if he's still available.

Oh, shit—blah blah blah, I haven't answered your question. You'll obtain primacy—or realize you've already attained it—after a significant chunk of time has passed. But even if this relationship isn't a long-term success, it can still be a short-term success. Good luck.

QI'm 62 and happily married for 20 years to a sweet guy who doesn't seem particularly interested in sex any longer. We are open to allowing each other freedom, with full disclosure, and have occasionally done this. When I watch music videos of John Sebastian in his 20s, I cream my jeans. And I have noticed similar reactions to sweet, intelligent young men in their 20s and 30s. I don't necessarily discriminate on the basis of age—or gender, color, etc—and if a cute guy or gal in my age group came on to me, I'd consider the offer. But what I'd really like is a young man who finds me attractive and would be interested in seducing, or being seduced by, yours truly, even though I'm old enough to be his grandma. —Wicked Older Woman

AA study you're not going to want to read and that I'm not going to cite—because it lumps people who are sexually attracted to the elderly together with people who are sexually attracted to prepubescent children—puts the percentage of people attracted to senior citizens at .15 percent of the population. That means there are more than 11 million gerontophiles of all ages out there, which means there are likely some in their 20s and 30s. And there are probably a few nongerontophile guys (and gals) out there who are willing to take a walk on the postmenopausal side. How to make it happen? The same way everyone else does: Get online and advertise for what you want (clearly and explicitly), and get out of the house (you never know). Then seize—safely—the opportunities that come your way.

QMy partner and I—both fortysomething males—had a threesome with a very cute twentysomething college student who approached us online. He considers himself straight and has a girlfriend, but he "has been wondering" about his sexuality. The evening went incredibly well, but he had the typical "curious guy" freak-out the day after. Texts and e-mails flooded in—he wanted (more) guarantees about our health status even though we played safe during sex. He said he told his girlfriend ("She was understanding but pissed!"). He also said that we could never get together again. Then he started drunk-texting us at night, offering to send us more sexy photos and talking about how much he wanted to see us again. Sober texts arrived in the morning apologizing for his drunken behavior. We've tried to be there, not just for the sex but also his process afterward. Did we do this guy a disservice by engaging with him? (Also, I'm not convinced there really is a girlfriend.) —Curious Over Curious Kid

AIt might look like you're not honoring the campsite rule ("Leave 'em in better shape than you found 'em"), because this guy is a mess right now. But some queers can't seem to accept themselves—or even recognize themselves—until after a clarifying queer sexual encounter or three. In all likelihood, this twentysomething will one day look back at his "typical 'curious guy' freak-out" as an important part of his coming-out process as a gay or bi man. So you probably did him a favor. (Although I would describe his freak-out as cliche—and increasingly atypical.) As for the real-or-imaginary girlfriend: If she exists, she should dump him. Not because of your actions, COCK, but because of his.  v

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