"1. It is the morning of the day on which you will die. For breakfast, you:

    (a) have a hearty breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast, and coffee that your wife cooked for you in the kitchen of your Victorian townhouse.

    (b) enjoy eggs benedict on a rice cake with a side helping of tofu granola and wheatgrass, and a steaming mug of soy latte double decaf.

    (c) smoke five Camel Light cigarettes and chug a lukewarm can of 'Columbian taste' coffee that was really made in a factory in Saudi Arabia.

    (d) Noon is too late for breakfast."

From Sgt. "Roy Batty"at the Sandbox milblog.  Read the whole thing.