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If you sort of cross your eyes all Magic Eye-painting-style, this piece of ad copy almost kinda makes some sort of sense:
If reaching platinum status by selling one million ringtones for his hit single "Chain Hang Low" is any indication of success, 15-year-old rapper Jibbs's debut album will definitely be a classic.
There's something about the chain of logic that connects one million people deciding to have a nursery rhyme with an 808 beat as their phone noise and "classic" status that feels a little. . . iffy.