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Press release subject line of the week: "The Deadly Syndrome Will Resign if 50 Cent Resigns If Kayne West Sells More Albums Than 50 Cent." How meta. It goes on:
It’s official, Elite Pop Folk Quartet, The Deadly Syndrome have unwittingly been sucked into the 50 Cent and Kanye West feud by deciding to release their debut record on the same day. This record release showdown has prompted both Curtis and Kanye to claim that if The Deadly Syndrome do indeed sell more records than themselves, then neither shall retire nor publicly insult one another in the press ever again.
You know the way through my heart and into my blog posts is with really stupid jokes. A stupid enough joke will even let me ignore your douche-y "Elite Pop Folk Quartet" thing, at least temporarily.