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Jason Krause, a 10-year-old from Chicago, TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE!!111!!11!

Much as I'd love to find this ironically amusing as a throwback to the cornball days of early television, all I can think of is this is the next generation of crappy football announcers, it's never, ever going to stop.

In much more interesting sports pundit prodigy news, Gary Smith's article about the murder of Sam Kellerman (who, like his more famous brother Max, got his start as a talking head very early in life) is a masterpiece. Unfortunately it's subscription only, but it's worth tracking down. 

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