by Kate Schmidt
Writing about Lou Piniella's decision to yank Carlos Zambrano after the sixth inning in Game One of the National League Division Series, Rick Telander goes batty:
"What might be remembered as Lou's Boo-Boo or his Dopa-in-Maricopa had all the potential to be the kind of lingering goof that could fry the manager into part of the loser's omelette that is Cubbie lore."
Say wha? You have to crack a lot of eggs to make that one.