I think I might be getting a contact high just by reading Weezy's words on a computer screen. Seriously, I just read his interview in the new Complex and now I feel sort of dizzy and confused. It may have been this passage that did it:
Lil Wayne: [Oscar de la Hoya], Tom from MySpace and Bill Gates, I just wanna smoke three blunts with them, just three, just three blunts, I bet you I'll come back high, whoo, them niggas are beast.
Complex: What about Mark Cuban?
Lil Wayne: He's a G for real, I saw him coming out of my condos one day with an iPod on him and two big niggas with him, ain't no security. They were just rocking, three together. I ain't got no racist issues, but when you see a cracker with two niggas, you know that cracker got all that money, he don't even need to see a nigga, no black people ever need to come in his eyesight he's so rich--and these your homeboys? I respect the fuck out of him for that, you know, and he ain't see me but he saw my homie, he asked him what's popping tonight, he's a G for real, so I fuck with Mark Cuban heavy. I love a nigga who do what the fuck he want, just like I told you, Martin Luther King said we can do what the fuck we want, he do what the fuck he want, him and Bam Margera. What will Bam do next? Whatever the fuck they want...that's one of my favorite shows.
I'm trying to imagine Wayne, Bam Margera, MySpace Tom, and Mark Cuban all meeting up to go out for drinks and . . . I feel like maybe I have to lie down. Someone please make Mark Cuban a shirt that says "I'm a G for real" and mail it to him. And bring me a glass of Kool Aid. Thank you.