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Human teflon in the flesh


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Well, Hopper's recent prediction isn't completely accurate. R. Kelly did in fact see the inside of a courtroom, but he managed to basically breeze through and say, "Hey guys" before going out for some McDonald's. At this point I'm seriously beginning to wonder if Kells has some sort of Jedi training. I think it's highly likely that if he ever catches a conviction he's going to pull a classic disappearing-in-a-cloud-of-smoke thing and from then on out the closest thing to an R. Kelly sighting we'll hear about is someone hearing the phantom sound of expensive jewelry clinking before their Big Mac Value Meal inexplicably disappears and Kells starts showing up in Mysteries of the Unknown books filed between the Mothman and the Taos hum

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