by Whet Moser
"The snow showed no favoritism as it fell faintly on neighborhoods Shiite and Sunni alike, and (with apologies to James Joyce) upon all the living and the dead."
"Chrysippus is said to have died from a fit of laughter on seeing a donkey eat some figs."
"I want to say that serifs appeal to academics more than sans-serifs do. I even briefly hypothesized that potential students would be innately drawn towards a the site of a college with a serif font more than one with a sans-serif."
"He proceeded to call her the 'queen, perhaps, of all Googlers,' a class of patients he referred to as "brainsuckers.'"