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"One of the largest and most powerful of the "black holiness churches," TUHOPFAP is known for its street brass bands, cheap and delicious soul food, and mass outdoor baptisms, which involve fire-hoses and huge tanks of water imported from the River Jordan"
"The inbred clans of traumatized monkeys have managed to survive long years of war, hunger and science, tucked away in the oblivion and isolation of a breakaway republic most people couldn't find on a map."
"Waiting for signs of trouble in the suburbs would be 6,000 army troops, including members of the elite 101st Airborne Division. The men were to be equipped with bazookas and flamethrowers."
"By the time Abbot Suger built his church at Saint-Denis in the 12th century, God had been removed from darkness and bathed in light."
"Sociologist C. Wright Mills wrote of office workers, “Whatever history they have had is a history without events.”"