by Miles Raymer
For about half a second I was like, "I can't believe Lil Wayne thinks the world's going to end in 2012 and that Barack Obama is a sign of the apocalypse," and then I remembered that Lil Wayne is basically made out of drugs at this point and the only really surprising thing is that it's taken him this long to go on the record with his predictions.
"The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist--there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings--and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitoes bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
I can't help but think that Lil Wayne and Mayan prophecy is the best combination since shoes and socks.
(Via the Wayne-iacs at From Hungry to Greedy)