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I guess that time the Blue Line jumped the rails and it took hours to get everyone out was just a ruse to make it look like we don't know what we're doing:
Mayor Daley later defended the city, saying there are plans to help the vulnerable, but laughed at requests for more specifics.
DALEY: Can't tell the terrorist where you're going because if you do, then they set off alternative bombs. You just don't do that. I mean this is kind of common sense. These are getting funnier and funnier.