Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe
It must be Monday again, because somebody's suing Michael Jackson. This time is notable in that he's being sued by royalty--specifically by the son of the king of Bahrain, Sheikh Abdulla Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa, who let MJ crash at his crib after the molestation trial and was allegedly promised a position cocreating a new Jackson record. This would have officially been the craziest collaboration in the history of music--I bet it would've made the Timbaland/Chris Cornell record seem like the sanest, most normal thing in the world and not a confusing disaster. Michael and the sheikh apparently finished one song together, which will be played in the courtroom. I predict it will overload so many helpless human brains that it'll look like Scanners in there.