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We're supposed to get a couple inches of snow today through tonight. Since the city's broke and has $6 million less to spend this winter on snow removal, heed the mayor's advice and, um, drive slowly. Also, he advises you to "hold on to your pants."
I do not know what that means, but it conjures cartoon images of guys wearing barrels.
I am not allowing the city to sell my pants to anyone.