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MEMEORANDUM
Dear Staff,
Were you planning on writing about how the city of the year is experiencing a blissful renaissance? Now that the governor's allegedly corrupt and possibly insane, that's all off now.
Repeat: Chicago has changed and it is now a soul-chilling hellscape. We will be replacing Trend Story B with Trend Story A in your content management system and adding Trend Meta-Story C, about how Trend Story A Should Have Been Trend Story B. Bob Greene can help you if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
Editor
(*thx bda)
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