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Yes, this flowchart for generating metal band names is silly and reductive--following its rules, you could end up with groups named Loaves & Fishes or Blue Jay. But it's also funny--I managed to entertain myself for a couple minutes hunting for the fakes.
Carla Bruni, Carla Bruni (Downtown/Naive)
Horse Feathers, House With No Name (Kill Rock Stars)
Kayhan Kalhor & Brooklyn Rider, Silent City (World Village)
John Zorn, The Dreamers (Tzadik)
Manuel Mengis Gruppe 6, The Pond (Hatology)