by Miles Raymer
I obviously need to step up my baked-goods news game, because I only just now became aware that the Chicago Independent Radio Project is the Bleeding Heart Bakery's charity for the month of June. This means that the bakery will donate one dollar to CHIRP for every specially designated charity cupcake it sells. According to BHB's site, the charity cupcake in question is a salt-caramel-themed job called the Veruca Salt, so this seems like an everybody-wins situation.
In a related story, I just ate half a box of Oreos.