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Hearing a restaurant closing announced—which is fairly common these days—is usually pretty sad. Unless the restaurant openly blames its customers for its failure, in which case it becomes highly entertaining.
The excellent passiveaggressivenotes.com recently posted a couple notes from closed restaurants that do exactly that.
Except for this one, which is both grammatically correct (more or less) AND bitter:
(Only marginally related but still a great piece is Passive-Aggressive Vegan Grocery Cashier: A Day in the Life from McSweeney's.)