crit Peter Margasak just hipped me to this—I think it's a hint that he wants one. It's a psuedo-Snuggie emblazoned with the visage of WGN weatherman Tom Skilling
that reads SNUGGLE UP WITH SKILLING. It comes in kids' sizes too, so you can punish some child relative in your life by giving this in lieu of that Wii game they asked for. It's $19.95 plus shipping, and proceeds benefit the United Way.