A "Penis Monologues” Primer: Republican Genitals, Through the Years

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This week, it was revealed that accused Mary Landrieu phone-tapping conspirator Stan Dai, 24, was once a promising aspiring playwright. In 2004, while a student at the George Washington University, Dai penned a dramatic piece entitled "The Penis Monologues” for campus conservative newspaper the Patriot.

In the great antifeminist tradition of college-age male Republicans, there have been many “The Penis Monologues.” Over the years, dozens of men have been brave enough to bare their innermost thoughts concerning genitalia. Mainly: “Wahhh! Why is ‘The Vagina Monologues’ only about vaginas? Pay attention to my penis!”

Having trouble paying suitable tribute to every 20-something Republican dude’s genitals? A quick primer on the many “The Penis Monologues,” after the jump:

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