by Whet Moser
Dear Mayor Daley,
It's been a tough year for you, so here's some advice: nothing says can-do mayor like flamethrower-based snow removal programs. Some may argue that it's inefficient, but I think that you'd make that up by the fact that anyone given a flamethrower as their primary job tool would never see the need to loaf.
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