This is why I need to hang out with more rich people who have poor impulse control: Young Buck is apparently selling verses on Craigslist. If you can get $3,000 together before July 2, when he'll be coming through Chicago, you can get him to rap a verse on a song for you. The posting doesn't mention whether he's willing to tailor his lyrical content to your specifications, but given that it's on a Web site best known as a place to find free couches and expensive hand jobs I'm guessing he'd be open to suggestions. I'm kind of fantasizing about setting up a Kickstarter so I can have a former member of G-Unit rap about my cat.
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