by Whet Moser
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While researching smokeless coal I figured out how us men lost our man chairs and manhoods: we stopped burnin' coal, at least as much as we used to, and it's been one long slide into metrosexuality.
He's "most content when the smokestack tells the story," WHICH IS NOT PHALLIC AT ALL:
Nine foot handle, indeed.
(Chicago Daily Tribune, 11/18/1909)
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