Seeing as how today isn't April 1, I'm going to go ahead and consider the news legit that the Cool Kids' insanely delayed debut album, When Fish Ride Bicycles
, finally has a release date. That is, unless we're living in a nightmare world where there's now a second day of the year where everyone on the Internet expects people to find it fun to be lied to, in which case maybe we should all kill ourselves. As I reported back in February
, after years of rumors linking the record to any number of labels both underground and above, it finally got picked up for real by Mountain Dew-owned Green Label Sound
, with whom the Kids had worked before
. The album will feature contributions from Travis Barker and Asher Roth (apparently there's a law saying they need to be on a certain percentage of rap albums released per year) as well as guest turns by the significantly less horrible Ghostface Killah, Bun B, Pharrell Williams, and Mayer Hawthorne, among others.