Because we know we'd be committing a great disservice by not notifying you each year.
A few quick notes:
Vanilla Ice will officially do anything to make himself seem relevant.
CKY is still a band.
Helicopter rides will be featured throughout the four-day gathering.
Juvenile, Mystikal, and M.C. Hammer will all perform.
The Faygo wet T-shirt contest is an actual thing that is happening.
The folks at SNL better give themselves a few weeks to process this whole video.
Seeing that last year's infomercial was 17 minutes long, I suspect the 2012 edition will be a miniseries. I'm pretty damn impressed with myself for almost watching 12 full minutes of this year's. Check it out after the jump: