Say what you will about Herman Cain, the man has done some things none of us ever will. For instance he's been the CEO of a pizza chain
, an outlet of which provided at least one music journalist with a traumatic childhood experience via choking on a stringy piece of mozzarella and then barfing all over the table as a result. He's been a wealthy man bravely crusading against the poor and a figurehead in a political party that desperately wants to prove to the world that it's not racist. And he once recorded an amateurish gospel record so borderline offensive in its chintziness that you wouldn't have much trouble passing it off as the work of David Liebe Hart
If you ever get tired of hating Herman Cain for being an idiot and a bigot, you can click this link and start hating him for being a shitty gospel singer too.