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The entertainment site TMZ.com says it heard about the jet from Shai Storm, described as part of the singer's management team, from an assistant and from Soulja Boy himself. Soulja Boy reportedly said "Hell yes, I bought it," when asked about the jet.
My assertion that Soulja Boy is some strange variety of genius remains unaffected by the revelation.
Just to confirm that TMZ had retracted the news I girded my loins, got my eyewash handy, and made a rare trip to that nightmarish site. The one pleasant side effect of doing so was finding this:
Perfect. TMZ don't ever change. Just crawl away somewhere and die quietly.