Hi Jerome,

You're (well, almost definitely) a guy. According to most of what society tells us, that means you must be one of the following things:

—Commitmentphobic
—Sex-obsessed
—A Cheater
—Emotionless
—A Total A**hole

But according to sex/dating columnist ——, author of —— (on-sale 9/29) there's only a 16% chance that you're any of those things.