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Better than "I have a headache"

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In the transitional predawn Wednesday hours between the demise of our creaky old website and the birth of our shiny new one, this message was all you found on the Reader home page:

"The functionality you've requested is temporarily offline for maintenance, please try back again later."

One of the all-time great turn-down lines, don't you think? I've been using it ever since.

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