Martha Stewart's Twitter feed just told me that today is #NationalPuppyDay. Not so fast there, M. Diddy, you and your "champion chow," Genghis Khan, can stuff it. For today is #MetalFriday.

And in honor of the weekly celebration I made up ten minutes ago, here's the new video for Skeletonwitch's "The Infernal Resurrection," off of last year's Forever Abomination.