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Instead, I'm posting a map of "Weird Twitter," which is the best thing your mom will get very mad at you for just trying to explain to her. Unless you're already into @rare_basement, @dril, @arealliveghost (who is the nicest! We've talked!), @UtilityLimb, @tricialockwood (who is also the nicest), @hell_homer, or sea punks, this is going to take more explaining than you or I have time for right now. Suffice it to say that Weird Twitter resides at the intersection of Linguistics and Jokes streets, in the Trolling section of the Twilight Zone. Joining a long and beautiful tradition of maps of fictional places, this one, visible after the jump, can serve as your guide. Update: It's by @tropikoala, I've learned, via former Reader intern @msjamiekeiles.
Click that pic to zoom: