Of course you're voting on Tuesday. You're no motherscratcher. But even though voting is its own reward, Joseph Abraham, owner of the Albany Park Lebanese spot Semiramis—who took the Oath of Allegiance in 1985—will reward your vote with a onetime 20 percent discount on your check through the end of November. Just proudly present your voting receipt to claim it. I, for one, am going to apply mine to a lamb and beef shawerma special—one of the finest sandwiches in the land.

Because, America.

Semiramis, 4639 N. Kedzie, 773-279-8900