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Men's Wearhouse Reveals Why George Zimmer Was Fired, Dramatic Statement Blasts Founder

Here's the story that tells all. It clears up one of the week's two great mysteries.

For an explanation of the other, we're still waiting on Alex Clifford and the board of trustees of Metra. For now, silence reigns. If we don't like the way they look that's our problem.