So should I fold my tent and disappear? Probably, but I'll speak my piece regardless. Wednesday's Sun-Times sports section carries a profile of Jenny Behan, a slugging junior on the Carmel High softball team. She's someone coach Jason Raymond has had his eye on for years: reporter Bill Harrison tells us, "He had heard through the grapevine that Carmel was in line to nab a stud catcher who was in seventh grade at the time."
Are you cool with that? A junior high girl a stud? Read and discuss.
Visual aid: the Google panoply of stud-dom.