Embedded amid Union Park's sea of pasty flesh, tank tops, and reality TV villains (namely Nick Viall, The Bachelorette
's bad boy du jour), Reader
photographers Logan Javage and Rosario Zavala bravely documented the midwest urban festgoer in its natural habitat during the muggy Friday kickoff
of the 2015 Pitchfork Music Festival
. They managed to snap shots of some fine examples of the species: a dude spinning poi balls, a baby wearing protective headphones, and—a rare breed, indeed!
—a goth girl in hot weather twirling a hula hoop.