To the editors:
It's too bad you couldn't have run side-by-side reviews of Teeth (June 10th issue) by a male and female critic.
I strongly suspect that a woman reviewer (as well as many of the ladies in the audience) would have a slightly more, shall we say, sympathetic (if not out-and-out favorable) view towards the play and the device it celebrates!
PS: In fact, I think such a device was patented several years ago. Or at least there was talk about it in some of the feminist press. Might be worth looking into.