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Abductees Anonymous

Have YOU had alien encounters?

Many millions of people, it seems, have had encounters with alien beings. Many of those people do not realize that they are having these experiences because of suppressed memories. This is a list of common indicators shared by most abductees. It has been compiled to help you determine if you are an abductee. If you or someone you know fits many of these traits listed here, PLEASE seek the help of a qualified researcher or therapist.

Ask yourself if you

Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them.

Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.

Have a strong sense of having a mission or important task to perform, without knowing where this compulsion came from.

Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.

Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep.

Have had a dream of eyes such as animal eyes (like an owl or deer), or remember seeing an animal looking in at you. Also if you have a fear of eyes.

Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.

Have experienced a self-esteem problem much of your life.

Have had, at any time, blood or an unusual stain on a sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there.

Have an interest in the subject of UFOs or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot, or an extreme aversion towards the subject.

Have heard strange humming or pulsing sounds, and you could not identify the source.

Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.

Have had chronic sinusitis or nasal problems.

Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.

Have had frequent or sporadic ringing in your ears, especially in one ear.

Have an unusual fear of doctors or tend to avoid medical treatment.

Have insomnia or sleep disorders which are puzzling to you.

Have frequent or sporadic headaches.

Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things.

Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition.

Have been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior.

Have been afraid of your closet, now or as a child.

Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as a mysterious "feeling" that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with "something" important you must do).

Have to sleep against the wall or must sleep with your bed against a wall.

Have a difficult time trusting other people, especially authority figures.

Have had dreams of destruction or catastrophe.

Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.

Article courtesy of A New World

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