Monica Bellucci's breasts star in this dismal French sex comedy (2005) about a homely lottery winner (Bernard Campan) who offers a high-priced hooker (Bellucci) 100,000 euros a month to move in with him. Aside from the orgasms, there aren't many credible human responses on display here, and director Bertrand Blier heightens the brittle tone with a score of cocktail jazz and Verdi arias. In one of the more baffling attempts at humor, a physician suffers a stroke after catching a glimpse of Bellucci's naked bod, and as he twitches on the floor she starts projectile vomiting—it's like Gaspar Noé remaking The Girl Can't Help It. With Gerard Depardieu. In French with subtitles. 93 min.