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Advice on being romantic this V-Day

Dumbed down and put in flowchart form (you're welcome)


Flowchart: How to be romantic this Valentine's Day. Do you have person to romance? ...
  • Design by Paul John Higgins. Rocket, cat, and guitar illustrations by House Industries

[Romance is for suckers]

See the rest of our (almost) romance-free ode to Valentine's Day.

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