Hours: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner: seven days
Open Late: 24 hours every day
Greasy spoon at Western and Montrose.
Jeris Grill at Western and Montrose might be the only place in town with a "jailhouse special" -- fried bologna with eggs, hash browns, and toast. Menu standards include pizza puffs and Beefaroni. The patty melt is so greasy it all but slips out of your hands, but the bacon cheeseburger is juicy and happy-making. Dessert specials often include homemade bread pudding, which, the waitress says, "is what made my jeans tight." No credit cards, no checks, no lingering in booths for more than an hour.