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Jesus Christ, Stop Shopping

Reverend Billy brings his anticonsumerist congregation to town this week.


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Reverend Billy is leaning against the counter of a Starbucks in Northridge, California. Dressed in a white suit and clerical collar, his gelled, dyed-blond hair swept skyward in a John Travolta pompadour, he could easily pass for a real man of the cloth--until he opens his mouth.

"They are coming into our neighborhoods like space aliens!" he says in a booming televangelist voice. Then he intones a litany of sins: "The union busting, the genetically engineered milk, the fake bohemianism!"

A store manager pushes through the crowd and risks catching spittle by trying to put her hand over the reverend's mouth.

"I ask for the god who is not a product to please nullify, neutralize this cash register now," he cries, seizing the machine, "and kick this Starbucks out of this neighborhood!"

A congregation of a dozen supporters yells "Hallelujah!" as an ex-marine, deciding to act as store security, clutches at the reverend's jacket.

"Let's go, children! Starbucks is over. Amen and change-e-lujah!"

Reverend Billy, the charismatic leader of the Church of Stop Shopping, is the creation of New York performance artist and avant-garde theater veteran Bill Talen. His Jimmy Swaggart-like persona may be rooted in parody, but Talen--who draws inspiration from ACT UP, the Guerrilla Girls, Lenny Bruce, and Abbie Hoffman--is serious about his work. The reverend is his main focus year-round; he even earns a modest living from the character, doing lectures and residencies with arts organizations. When his choir belts out lyrics like "So it's Christmastime, now let's stop our shopping / Consumer confidence, yes oh yes it's dropping," it shows off vocal chops honed in weekly rehearsals. And when Talen delivers his sermons he gets genuinely red faced and sweaty. He is his own manner of true believer, "trying to put the 'odd' back in god," he says.

Talen's anticorporate critique is part labor rights, part petroleum conservationism, part aesthetics. He charges big-box outlets with sweatshop practices and calls Starbucks "the uprooter of old diners." But more often he invokes a vision of "real neighborhoods," of a Jane Jacobs-style urbanism that has been undone by gentrification, advertising, and franchising. In his 2003 book What Should I Do if Reverend Billy Is in My Store? Talen decries public spaces where supermodels tower on billboards but where there are "fewer stoops for human words."

"We really are trying to figure out the addiction of consumerism," he says. "Why do Americans shop this way? Advertisements persuade us that consumerism itself is democracy. They persuade us that it's normal. But we think it's unprecedented."

It seems doubtful that many latte sippers have been converted by the Church of Stop Shopping's "retail interventions." Bewilderment is a common response, and some customers grow defensive. But Talen claims that others add their own hallelujahs to the choir, and that he has even seen employees clapping. Starbucks headquarters has taken notice: the title of Talen's book is lifted from a memo the company circulated to employees unsure of how to respond to the pageants. (Needless to say, it did not recommend applauding.) At a Disney Store in Times Square--a favorite target of the church--a manager once tried to warn off troupe members by saying, apparently without irony, "If you're not shopping I can have you arrested."

Talen estimates that he's been arrested 30 to 50 times as Reverend Billy. Though he's typically released without charges being filed, he did spend three days in a Los Angeles County jail last year after a post-Thanksgiving action. "I got in over my head that time," Talen says. "It's a rough, rough place."

Now Talen is hitting the road with 30 fellow activists and performers for the "Shopocalypse Tour," a monthlong cross-country trek that started a few days after Thanksgiving in New York City and ends with an anticonsumerist Christmas celebration December 25 in Los Angeles. He hasn't publicly announced the exact route--to avoid tipping off corporate security--but events are planned in Chicago, Minneapolis, and Dallas as well as a slew of smaller towns along the way. In Chicago the congregation plans on "twisted caroling" down the Magnificent Mile on December 7--and it's bringing 100 extra robes so locals can join in. That evening he'll read excerpts from his book at Left of Center Bookstore. Mess Hall in Rogers Park will host a Reverend Billy revival the following day. "We're going right at Christmas shoppers and saying, 'You've got to come too. You've got to wake up,'" Talen says. "It doesn't make sense to express love this way."

Reverend Billy

When: Wed 12/7, 7:30 PM

Where: Left of Center Bookstore, 1043 W. Granville

Info: 773-338-1513

More: Contact Mess Hall for information on other performances and actions: 773-465-4033 or

Art accompanying story in printed newspaper (not available in this archive): photo/Charles Eshelman.

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