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Established in October 2010, Chicago Chop Shop Education Salon has been catering to a diverse clientele since its inception. Looking to Fill multiple positions in our Wicker Park studio. Employed Stylists/ Barbers, Independent Stylists/ Barbers, Front Desk/ Shampoo Assistance (licensed) are welcome to apply. We supply education, software, products and tools needed to provide modern hair services. email us your resume today and schedule an interview for tomorrow! firstname.lastname@example.org
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Groupon,Inc. is seeking multiple Sr. Software Engineers (SE), SE IIs, SE IIIs, & SEIVs in Chicago, IL to: develop, construct & implement the next generation of company products & features for Groupon’s web & mobile apps. Send resumes to firstname.lastname@example.org & ref SECH
Ladas & Parry, LLP seeks Registered Patent Agents for Chicago, IL to prepare patent technical & design specifications/applications. Associate’s in Comp Eng/Electrical Eng/Any Eng field+3yrs exp req’d. Req’d Skills: 2yrs exp w/preparing & drafting patent apps; conducting international patent & registered design research for advisory analysis in patentability of an invention; performing patent & scientific literature searches & analysis relating to patentability, validity, & infringement; preparing patent clearance & freedom to operate opinions; preparing design apps; advising on patent filing strategies under U.S, Hong Kong/Chinese, & PCT for international patent filing practice. Certifications: Registered to practice before the US PTO. Send resume to: email@example.com, REF: SWY.
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