Liz's Shit | Letters | Chicago Reader

News & Politics » Letters

Liz's Shit


Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe


Since Ms. Armstrong will be packing up and leaving an empty space in the Chicago Reader and our hearts,

I thought maybe I could throw a new idea at you. I'd like to propose my column, Chicago B.M. It will showcase my bowel movements: the color, shape, size, and whether it floats or sinks. I think it'll be edgy, something new for the kids to chew on. I could even go on location and track down the hottest poop in town! So, what do you think?

Katie O.

Support Independent Chicago Journalism: Join the Reader Revolution

We speak Chicago to Chicagoans, but we couldn’t do it without your help. Every dollar you give helps us continue to explore and report on the diverse happenings of our city. Our reporters scour Chicago in search of what’s new, what’s now, and what’s next. Stay connected to our city’s pulse by joining the Reader Revolution.

Are you in?

  Reader Revolutionary $35/month →  
  Rabble Rouser $25/month →  
  Reader Radical $15/month →  
  Reader Rebel  $5/month  → 

Not ready to commit? Send us what you can!

 One-time donation  → 

Add a comment