Pubescent entertainment moguls Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen star as mismatched twins—one a straight-A student, the other a rock drummer—being chased around Manhattan by an officious truant officer (Eugene Levy). The supporting cast includes Andrea Martin, Darrell Hammond, and Andy Richter, but they mostly serve as a backdrop to the twins' uninspired antics. The only thing that really amused me was a subplot involving music and video piracy: it's OK to cut class once in a while, kids, but infringing on corporate intellectual property rights is just plain wrong. Dennie Gordon (What a Girl Wants) directed. PG, 91 min.