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Playmate of the Year

(A variation on Kipling)


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Tightly wrapped, skin so brown,

nicely rounded, up and down.

Long and lean slender treat,

Sometimes you can taste so sweet.

In my mouth, you're firm and hot,

I try to take in all you've got.

In all my travels near and far,

nothing beats a good cigar.

Art accompanying story in printed newspaper (not available in this archive): illustration/Peter Hannan.

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