Friday, October 11, 2 am
1873: Any units on the scene at 850 N. Michigan or inside, leave the premises now. The K-9 puppies are on the scene--they'll be coming in shortly. Get out of the premises or you'll be dog food.
Unidentified caller: All they'll do is take a little nibble.
Another unidentified caller: Nibbles and bits.
Saturday, October 26, 12:15 am
Dispatcher: 2313? Take a ride on this one--we got an attempted suicide. I can't wait no longer on assigning someone to this. Take a ride to North Lake Shore Drive. This is on Lake Shore Drive. The complainant was driving southbound and between Fullerton and Belmont saw a man standing on a ledge of cement looking like he was going to jump. We'll contact citywide if there's anything to it, but take a ride by, see if you see anyone attempting to jump.
Dispatcher: And don't pull up underneath 'em.
Wednesday, October 30, 11:30 am
2525: Squad, we can't get the spare out.
Dispatcher: Great. 2525, did you just have a flat, or did you blow it out like I did?
2525: It's a flat. This whole day sucks.
Dispatcher: Can anybody help 2525 out with a tire, a new tire? Anybody?
Unidentified caller: Yeah, where you at?
2525: By Menard's, blocking this jag-off tire.
Unidentified caller: Tell me how you feel.
2525: Like killing some people.