Wednesday, May 19, 12:50 PM
Dispatcher: See what you guys can do with this one--it's coming over as a suspicious auto with occupants. What you have is a couple that are living in a blue van parked at 1400 Byron, 1400 W. Byron. Light blue van with a light blue stripe, been there since Saturday.
Unidentified caller: We're livin' in a van, down by the river.
Dispatcher: Yeah, but there's no river, heh! You lived in many vans in your time.
Unidentified caller: First one was a Volkswagen van with a big peace sign on the side of it.
Dispatcher: Yeah, I believe it.
Thursday, May 27, 12:45 AM
1011: If you need a [static] on Avers [static], you can make it a 19-Boy, [static] clear.
Dispatcher: All right, 1011, you're clear. Tommy, go in and get a radio.
1011: Eleven, [static] clear?
Dispatcher: No better.
1011: It's not the radio, it's just me.
Dispatcher: You got that much static comin' out of ya?
1011: Bad hair day.
Thursday, May 27, 1:05 AM
Dispatcher: ...Must have been from a different [district] zone.
Unidentified Caller: I think that's when they only had eight.
Dispatcher: I don't remember when they only had eight, so you must be quite a bit older than me.
Unidentified Caller Number two: I heard you worked for Samuel Morse.
Dispatcher: Who, me?
Unidentified Caller Number two: You. What was it like with Marconi?
Dispatcher: It was just fine, thank you.